THIS BLOG IS SO MEDIOCRE

yeah so ive pretty much 100% lost interest in this

i have a deviantart and its much more interesting

also im playing bioshock and reading the 2001 series and gonna try to read a shit-ton of other things later

but yeah this is pretty much infinite hiatus until i can think of how to make this blog not suck

i saw my sisters tumblr and FUCK SHE HAS MORE THAN ONE DIGIT OF FOLLOWERS

SHE HAS CONTENT THATS ACTUALLY ENJOYABLE

HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCKING DO THAT

yeah so bye for probably forever unless i can manage to stop sucking

anyway i didnt have anything else to put up here since my last post which was like two months ago or something

so yeah

im not really sad about this and i doubt anyonne else is

just fucking creep on my dA if you want jeez

i didnt know what to do with this so ill put it here?

THINGS THAT DONT E%IST: Unicorns, god, happiness, naturally square objects, morality, e%istance, meaning, everyone who is not me, understanding, truth, the self, objectivity, souls.

i was going to put this as my skype status but kids if you make your depresssion too obvious its SUPER LAME OKAY and im trying to KEEP IT PROFESSIONAL YOU GUYS.

THE LAST ENTRY WAS A LIE

i made two webcomics a while ago and forgot to post a link here. its all on deviantart for now, ill move to a legit webcomic thing later. anyway here it is. just like click on the gallery or something, its not hard to figure out from there.

on hold

im going to dc today, so i wont be posting much. ill be back at the end of the week. i havent posted much anyways because i really didnt have much to say until last friday, but that's because of a lot of personal bullshit im dealing with and might talk about it later but maybe not.

anyway ill be back in a week to continue not posting. :T

EDIT: im back but there really isnt anything that interesting to say... FUCKTITS.

WHAT HAVE I DONE

last saturday or maybe sunday it was pretty late and might have been past midnight why do they make time so awful, i somehow got the idea to shave my pubic hair in my head. i thought that even if i didnt like it, it would grow back so whatever, there wouldnt be any negative consequences. but i was soon proven to be terribly, terribly wrong.

where i went wrong was when i over100ked the fact that i had no fucking c100 what i was doing. i used a scissors to start and later got an actual razor. after several tiny shaving cuts and the loss of one triangle-shaped piece of penis skin, i conceded that perhaps this was not such a good idea.

i was using the scissors and had already almost cut my dick off a few times, but still decided to continue. eventually my luck ran out and as i closed the scissors i noticed a great deal of pain in my genitals. i removed the scissors, so it wasnt as bad as it could have been. then i started bleeding. there was this tiny isosceles triangle of penis skin hanging off, still clinging on at the base (that makes it sound a lot worse than it actually was, it was really tiny and healed before the end of the weekend, i didnt recircumsize myself okay). at this point i became very thankful that i was only a little bit of a masochist, as an erection would certainly mean my demise (it actually wouldnt have mattered, i didnt cut the artery responsible for that sort of thing so there was really no way i could have bled out, but cutting your penis tends to panic most people).

after a couple minutes it was still bleeding a bunch so i opened the medicine cabinet to see if anything could help. i couldnt find any band-aids, but i did find a bottle of New Skin™, a mysterious eli%er which, when applied to a small cut, dries and hardens into a temporary seal, stopping the bleeding and prevents the cut from getting infected. i applied some to the wound, resulting in intense pain. oh my christ it hurt so fucking much you have no idea. like actually cutting it didnt hurt as much as the fucking New Skin™, oh my godddddddd. I ended up wiping it off with a towel because i couldnt take it.

i found a bo% of band-aids later. it had been there all along and i just sucked too hard to see it. i put on on and went to sleep.

when i woke the ne%t day, i had to peel off the band-aid to check if it was still bleeding. remember when i said i didnt know what i was doing? yeah well not only did it 100k dumb but i didnt actually completely remove anything. i didnt know how to get the pubes on my balls without risking ripping open my ballsack, so i just left it alone. oh my god taking off that band-aid hurt soooooooo freaking bad oh my godddddddd. and i had to do it like twice or something because it was still bleeding the first time so i put it back and checked again later. and since i didnt actually shave anything very well, there was all this 5.00 shadow pubage everywhere and OH MY GOD SO ITCHY. it has been half a week and my genitals are still pretty much on fire whenever i walk anywhere.

all i can do now is wait for dat shit to grow back. oh man i dont even know how long it takes to grow pubes. i dont actually remember going through puberty, theres a huge gap in my memory, it skips from having a bald under-developed dick to having a GLORIOUS INSTRUMENT OF INFINITE POWER. so this is pretty new to me, and holy shit its like im five years younger or something i dont actually know what age was when i did puberty. oh shit if my voice gets any deeper its gonna be so fucking weird.

guys, it all makes sense now.

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yeah so it turns out that literally the entire internet is hitting on me

so i was checkin out the stats for the blog, and it has traffic sources, so i checked those and was kind of surprised at how people find this blog. one of the most pop001ar search keywords is "bbw who are quad amputee." what the fuuuuuuuuck.

the second thing i found out was that THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS LAUGHING AT ME.

their laughter cuts through my will to live like a knife sharpened on the bones of countless slaughtered children.

pretty much almost all of the people who come here came from a single source, a mspa thread in the penny arcade adventures forums. THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING AT ME OH MY GOD. this brings to mind a fear i thought i would never have to face again-- a fear of people acknowledging me on the internet. e%cept they were actually really hilarious so it all blended into some horrible fear/lolz milkshake. and i drank that milkshake. i drank it up. and it tasted AWFUL. and then le%%y commented on it and OH MY GOD SO SCARY. this is like that movie arachnophobia but SO MUCH WORSE. actually not at all because people arent acknowledging me on the internet in real life and arent huge and arent killing shit all the time so yeah i guess its not that bad. but anyway.

another thing linking the blog was a thread in the secret mod discussion forum. so yeah pretty much every time le%%ys been on my profile was when she was about to ban me but for some reason hasnt? anyway i dont really care that much because my username is awful and if i ever want to do anything on the mspaf again (i kind of havent even lurked there for a few months) i can just make a less shitty one. i was probably gonna just abandon it anyway. but even then, WHY WOULD I PUT A LINK TO THE BLOG IN MY FORUM SIGNATURE AND POST A BUNCH. fucktits.

but back on the penny arcade people hating me wow they got errything wrong. most of the posts they referenced have appear to have been changed or taken out of conte%t but actually thats cuz i suck and i end up changing things later. ;c and without those changes the post appears to have an entirely different meaning than i wanted it to, hence the editing. they 100ked at my old about me shit and were all like "y u no have a legitimate political party," even though "apolitical arsonist" is a pretty blatant reference to asw, but apparently they were too busy choking on dicks to 100k at any webcomic other than mspa. and penny arcade i guess.

and then they started making fun of my se%uality maybe? i wasnt paying that much attention and i started writing this post a month ago. wait no i checked and theyre just douches to pedophiles. i mean like making child pornography is bad, but being turned on by it is pretty amoral, UNLESS YOURE A RACIST WHORE.

anyway i dont really care. they can think what they want and im fairly anonymous, so whatever. if anything theyre just all trying to hit on me.

also someone maybe thought that it was a joke and maybe i can just pretend it was HIGH-CLASS SATIRE UP IN THIS BITCH. yeah, that s a good idea.