name change

mushroomCollector is absoulte shit.  redOverseer is mediocre, ill probs change it later.  im thinking something with the word "scrup001ous."  scrup001ous is good.

SUBMACHINE 7 IS HERE IF YOU ARE NOT SHITTING YOURSELF WITH GLEE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS

submachine 7 is here.  if youre unfamiliar with the submachine franchise, congratulations, you are now about to learn of the greatest thing to ever grace the internet.  submachine is a story.  thats all i can really say.  its a story about you, and a story about murtaugh.  there are really 11 submachines.  with four off-shoots of the main storyline.  there are two new tie-ins that i have to play in addition to 7.  and also the entire franchise because i have to redo the whole series each time a new one comes out to remember the plot.  anyway, submachine is a point-and-click adventure game, and if youre unfamiliar with them, you will learn to love them.  basically, you see a picture, and you click on it to find stuff.  for e%ample, most of them are of the escape-the-room genre, in which the player tries to escape a room.  and theres always a screwdriver somewhere.  ALWAYS.  and theyre usually deviously hard and i usually need a walkthrough.  but its fun anyways, so whatever.  anyway its easy to figure out once you start playing and my description was really shitty.  but anyway submachine is the best and most famous point-and-clicker, and you should play it RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

submachine 1: the basement --where it all starts.
more submachines

SHE KNOWS

hey remember that post i wrote a few weeks ago about mspaf and how le%%y is a BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH?  yeahwell i forgot that i have a link to my blog in the signatur eof my mspaf account.  and i recently went on my mspaf profile, where it displays personal information and also a list of recent veiwers of your profile.  the most recent?  LE%%Y.  SHE KNOWS.  SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING.  OH FUCKTITS.

okay, so theres no real evidense that le%%y has actually seen my blog.  that may be true.  maybe she 100ks at erryones profile to check for HORRIFYING CHILD PORN THAT DEFINATELY E%ISTS ON MSPAF CUZ IT TOTES HAPPENS SO MUCH</sarcasm></attempttoshowoffbyusinghtmlcode>  but i just feel it, i can feeeeeeeel it, you know?  i can feel her watching me.  and, quite frankly, im scared.  and i think the only reason im not banned from mspaf is because then i would somehow win in a way?  or something?  since im talking about how she ruins personal freedoms or something that if she proved me right i would win?  it kinda makes sense i guess.  or maybe she just doesnt give a fuck.

im pretty lucky she didnt ban me, though, regardless of her reasons.  because i was kind of a BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH when describing her.  to be fair, shes a really talented artist and even helps with mspa sometimes!  or at least made some merch.  and im sure shes not as terrible as i said and maybe she just goes batshit crazy when people put porn on her site (she is prettymuch the god of the mspaf so i guess its her site?  its really more of andrew's, but he never really does anything so im gonna say its hers, WHATEVER).  i just disagree with everything she supports is all.

DOUBLE MOHER FUCING POST:; equius e%capades/unstoppable is a movie about trains.

hey hey the shitty spelling was intentional, its not like i try to do anything else right here anyway so why dont you sHUT THE FUCK UP ASS WHOLE (as opposed to a half-ass oh snap delicious puns i worked hard on that one so please be nice to it).
anyway.
this post.  is a double post.  there are two topics i will be discussing:

TOPIC THE FIRST.
i bought an equius shirt.  that is to say, the shirt equius wears, not a shirt with equius on it, those dont e%ist.  its just a blue sagittarius on a black non-wifebeater t-shirt.  WHY ISNT IT A WIFEBEATER THATS STUPOID.  but its actually pretty awesome because i dont want to wear a fucking wifebeater, this is goddamn december.  so anyway i wore it to the mall today because i was going to see unstoppable, which i had no prior knowledge of.  but thats not important now.  whats important is that THERE WAS A GIRL.  i ate dinner before watching the movie, and i ate some delicious unknown-country-of-origin-east-asian food at the food court (the restaurant was called "mr wok" and didnt say "chinese/japanese/korean restaurant" under it, so i have no idea what to call it without being a RACIST HO BAG TITFACE).  i sat down at a table and began to eat.  i noticed in front of me yet slightly to the left, a girl.  she was probably in her early to mid twenties, and she 100ked at me.  she 100ked at me wantingly, you know?  just...  wantingly.  i could tell that she saw my shirt and also loved equius, and that she wanted to make sweet, passionate love to me then and there, and she wanted to dump her douche bag boyfriend with ridiculous hair who would soon join her at the table and start a family of mspa fans with me, merely for the fact that i wore an equius shirt.  and then i proceeded to spill coke all over that shirt, and she turned away in disgust.

TOPIC THE SECOND.

okay so after i completely ruined my chances of having se% with a much older stranger because of a single shared interest, i swallowed sadness as well as the rest of my unknow-country-of-origin-east-asian meal and watched the movie.  i watched with my parents, not because im a 100ser, but because im 15 years old and sometimes my parents take my to movies okay SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME DONT JUDGE.  anyway.  my dad is QUITE THE JOKESTER, and i never know if hes kidding or not.  so he tells me what the movie's about.  and he says its about a robot that busts shit up.  and im like "okay obviously hes full of shit," but then i see the movie poster.

i was walking into the theater when i saw the poster so i didnt get a good 100k at it and only saw the title, the sentence under it thats supposed to make people want to see it or something (i have no fucking c100 what the word for that is), and the image under it.  and i thought to myself, "hopy shit dads right this is going to be SO INTENSE."  so i go into the theater e%pecting robots and SHIT TONS OF E%PLOSIONS.  and about halfway through, i realize that THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT TRAINS.  NOTHING BUT TRAINS.  WHAT THE HELL.  however, i fucking love trains, so i still enjoyed it, although, at the beginning, there were a few scenes of children and they were really happy and they were interspliced (im fairly certain this is a legitimate cinematic term) with images of people standing ne%t to huge industrial trains and it really shows off how incredibly fucking powerful they are and just how easy it is (or at least seems to be) to die if youre not careful when youre just standing within fifty goddamn feet of a train, and you just KNOW something horrible's gonna happen to someone.  and you just KNOW its gonna be the kids. and i completely flipped the fuck out and i was worried the movie would COMPLETELY RUIN TRAINS FOREVER for me.  anyway that is my story.

re: the mspa forums are evil

okay i got the other pic.  imma add sources once i remember who made them.

by RatherInconsitderateFellow

the mspa forums are evil

yeah so ive started using the mspa forums because ive gotten current in homestuck which means i can go there without fear of spoilers.  let me start off by pointing out my intense hatred for all forums and message boards.  theyre just terrible places, okay?  all the old kids are havin a blast and all the new kids are kicked to the curb, e%cept for the ones that arent me.  pretty much erry time i see a new kid post, erryone is automatically in love with them.  and i either get ignored or repremanded.  and the mods and admins and the regulars just sit there on their jewel-encrusted thrones, setting down their platinum chalices on the back of one of their pieces of human furniture so they can properly laugh at my suffering.  hurts deep man.  hurts so incredibly deep.

anyways.  the mspaf are fucking terrible.  theres this girl there.  and shes the fucking ultimate emperor godchrist, which is a title i made up just now.  erryone worships the ground her shadow's touched and sacrifice their firstborn sons to it.  she hangs out in the arts forum and sets all the rules for errything.  her name is le%%y, and i hate her.  yesterday, two people posted fanarts involving terezi having (bluh bluh) huge tits.  and le%%y flipped the fuck out and took both of them down.  you might think it was reasonable, but you werent there.  it was totally ridiculous.

its true that le%%y set a "no pedophilia" rule, but le%%y doesnt know shit about pedophilia.  she claimed that the images violated that rule.  because pedophiles apparently FUCKING LOVE BREASTS MAN.  which is why they want to have se% with CHILDREN.  because they have MAD TITS YO.  >>>>_>>>>

i managed to save the first image, and its awesome.  but the second pic was deleted way before i even had a chance to see it.  and i feel a profound sense of loss.  ill try to get the guy to send it to me, but i dont think its gonna happen.

anway, back to why i hate le%%y.  the rules for the arts forum also say that there cant be nudity unless its "tasteful" or something.  as long as its used as actual art instead of porn.  but oh wait there isnt a difference.  art is whatever the artist says it is.  i could make a shit right now and call it art, and it would be art.  or i could make a beautiful painting thats just goddamn breathtaking and say its not art, and it wouldnt be art.  if you think differently, fuck you; youre not the one who decides.
also, theres already a rule against porn and gore and shit being posted.  so why even add the part about pedophilia.  its already been covered.  honestly, its just discrimination.  theres no difference between this and racism.
also, id just like to point out that in japan the age of consent is 13.  which is the e%act age of erryone in homestuck.  and japan is awesome.
im fine with not wanting porn on your site, but the pictures le%%y removed werent pornographic.  sure, they depicted thirteen year olds engaging in se%ual acts, but it wasnt pornographic.  erryone was wearing clothes.  and terezi was probably drawn a lot older than thirteen for such titular tits:

By Blaragh

oh my fucking christ, shatner, what are you even doing.

yeah so im listening to i cant get behind that by william shatner and jegus christ it sucks so hard.  what the fuck are you thinking.  there's not even any musicality.  its just shatner going on a self-indulgent rage with some other guy and it annoys the shit out of me.  wtf.

shit i had a really good idea of what to post here but then i forgot

um i guess imma psycho-analyze my friend's wetdream instead, because I AM THE MOTHER FUCKING FREUD.

yeah so im friends with this girl, right? and she's black. we go to a white-majority school, and everyone's a racist fucker. this is important later on. yeah so she dreams shithive maggots. like, so many se%ual dreams it is a bit unnatural. but anyway, this is what happenz. so she and all her female friends from marching band make a pregnancy pact. and they have se% with me and some other guys from band. she told me this at a halloween party and everyone in the dream was there, which was FUCKING RIDICULOUS. so everyone has an orgy and they all give birth at the same time. and her baby's white. so she's obviously insecure about her race, which is a bit sad and a bit disturbing, too. so yeah.

but more importantly, A GIRL HAD A DREAM ABOUT ME AND THERE WAS SE%, FUCK YEAH! i am so proud of myself.

oh man 4 posts in one day HOW DO I DO IT

actually i should probs do my work now.

ridiculous lyrics vol. 1

srsly it's pretty ridiculous.  imma post some of them and analyze them and do it again later if i can find enough.

lend me your hand and we'll conquer them all. but lend me your heart and i'll just let you fall. lend me your eyes, i can change what you see. but your soul you must keep totally free.

I dont know what the band or song is but it doesnt matter.  the point is it's about pornographic morality.
"lend me your hand" = masturbation
"conquer them all" = masturbation as an anti-depressant, with "conquering" meaning getting over all this bullshit he's had to deal with.  either that or it means cum all over all this porn.
"lend me your heart and i'll just letyou fall" = if he think about it morally, he realizes it's horrible.  either that or his fetishes are fictional; i.e., macrophilia, vore, etc.
"let me your eyes, i can change what you see" = soooooooo many fetishes you have no idea.  and all of them in flu%.
"but your soul you must keep totally free" = can only watch hentai because otherwise it's immoral or something.  or about how he hides from teh moralitiez.

the harvest left no food for you to eat. you cannibal, you meat-eater, you see, but i have seen the same, i know the shame in your defeat.

"harvest left no food" = no girls left single
"cannibal, meat-eater" = succumbs to homose%uality because there's no girls
"i have seen the same" = same se%.
"i know the shame in your defeat" = obviously the singer's this homophobic douche and thinks homose%uality = defeat.

if i ever start to think straight, this heart will start a riot in me.

more immoral fetishes.




so yeah that's what's up.

hey you know what's worse than having a sucky birthday

it's when you know it'll suck weeks before.  i'm born 11/19.  i have finals then.  FUCKTITS.

this is my blog.

this is it.  right here.  this is my blog.  it's this.