this is the inevitable post in which i tell errybody bout my HORRIFYING SE%UAL DEVIANCIES. you have been warned. also these are all subject to change.
first off and most importantly is DELICIOUS HOMOSE%UALITY. okay really im just bi. curious. i havent actually tried it yet. from what i can tell from the shit ive seen on /d/, i just really love the cock. i like futa (anime girls with penises). i also like dudes with penises, i think, i just dont want them in my asshole. anyway its all subject to change once i figure shit out. ive come out to two of my friends and now im coming out to the internet, so hey guys. I DEMAND COMING OUT PARTY TIMES
also i have a shitload of fetishes too, so while im
at it, why dont i list them.
if you dont know what these things are and decide to google them and your life is ruined, YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF
-soft vore
-light sadism
-light masochism (in theory)
-suffocation (either me or the other person it doesnt matter)
-tentacles
-futanari but we already talked about that
-macrophilia
-unbirth
-THE MAMMARIES
-lactation
-e%pansion (sometimes)
-quad amputees (sometimes when its not horribly depressing)
-probs a lot more that im forgetting/havent found yet
to tha haterz: just try fucking with me. just try it, i fucking dare you. no really, i dare you. i take way too much pleasure from ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING dumbasses' metaphorical assholes with my intellectual cock, so please. try it. and when youre out of bullshit to spew, please do us all a favor and burn your keyboard.
