oh my fucking christ, shatner, what are you even doing.

yeah so im listening to i cant get behind that by william shatner and jegus christ it sucks so hard.  what the fuck are you thinking.  there's not even any musicality.  its just shatner going on a self-indulgent rage with some other guy and it annoys the shit out of me.  wtf.

shit i had a really good idea of what to post here but then i forgot

um i guess imma psycho-analyze my friend's wetdream instead, because I AM THE MOTHER FUCKING FREUD.

yeah so im friends with this girl, right? and she's black. we go to a white-majority school, and everyone's a racist fucker. this is important later on. yeah so she dreams shithive maggots. like, so many se%ual dreams it is a bit unnatural. but anyway, this is what happenz. so she and all her female friends from marching band make a pregnancy pact. and they have se% with me and some other guys from band. she told me this at a halloween party and everyone in the dream was there, which was FUCKING RIDICULOUS. so everyone has an orgy and they all give birth at the same time. and her baby's white. so she's obviously insecure about her race, which is a bit sad and a bit disturbing, too. so yeah.

but more importantly, A GIRL HAD A DREAM ABOUT ME AND THERE WAS SE%, FUCK YEAH! i am so proud of myself.