complete shithive maggots up in this bitch

19.1.11

so ive started writing pornographic fanfics about my friends upon request

robbingdog this is all your fault.

also a girl wants one (the same one who had a se%y dream about me), and i am orgasming already. ^~^

...lets never use that emoticon again.

REQUIEM WITH AWFUL MEMORIES

btw im going back to the equius posting style cuz i love being STRONG, but thats not what this is about. also NOBODY CARES.

i dont actually know if requiem means what i think it does, i just assumed its meaning from that awful avp sequel but clint mansell makes me worry oh no e%istential angst. anyway im now in a situation that happened once before. im home alone with my sister. shes upstairs doing whatever the hell she does at home, and im downstairs doing internets. this happened before, in spring of '10 i think.
i was home alone, and i decided to watch some porn. it was my first time actually fapping to bbw (i had developed a fat fetish before and had only looked at pictures and erectified, but never fapped with it in front of me; also after i returned from debate camp later that year i stopped being turned on by bbw but NOPE ITS BACK AGAIN WOO PARTY TIMES). i heard something upstairs, but decided to ignore it cuz it was probs squirrels on the roof or some shit. later, i heard someone coming downstairs, and oh shit those arent squirrels. it was my sister. insta-bonerkill. i didnt get caught (she didnt actually enter the room), but i didnt want to risk it so i stopped. it was THE LAMEST OF SAUCES.

anyway that is why im not fapping today. ::::c

anyway that is a story that i kind of regret telling but OH WAIT THE ENTIRE REST OF THE BLOG.