the mspa forums are evil

yeah so ive started using the mspa forums because ive gotten current in homestuck which means i can go there without fear of spoilers.  let me start off by pointing out my intense hatred for all forums and message boards.  theyre just terrible places, okay?  all the old kids are havin a blast and all the new kids are kicked to the curb, e%cept for the ones that arent me.  pretty much erry time i see a new kid post, erryone is automatically in love with them.  and i either get ignored or repremanded.  and the mods and admins and the regulars just sit there on their jewel-encrusted thrones, setting down their platinum chalices on the back of one of their pieces of human furniture so they can properly laugh at my suffering.  hurts deep man.  hurts so incredibly deep.

anyways.  the mspaf are fucking terrible.  theres this girl there.  and shes the fucking ultimate emperor godchrist, which is a title i made up just now.  erryone worships the ground her shadow's touched and sacrifice their firstborn sons to it.  she hangs out in the arts forum and sets all the rules for errything.  her name is le%%y, and i hate her.  yesterday, two people posted fanarts involving terezi having (bluh bluh) huge tits.  and le%%y flipped the fuck out and took both of them down.  you might think it was reasonable, but you werent there.  it was totally ridiculous.

its true that le%%y set a "no pedophilia" rule, but le%%y doesnt know shit about pedophilia.  she claimed that the images violated that rule.  because pedophiles apparently FUCKING LOVE BREASTS MAN.  which is why they want to have se% with CHILDREN.  because they have MAD TITS YO.  >>>>_>>>>

i managed to save the first image, and its awesome.  but the second pic was deleted way before i even had a chance to see it.  and i feel a profound sense of loss.  ill try to get the guy to send it to me, but i dont think its gonna happen.

anway, back to why i hate le%%y.  the rules for the arts forum also say that there cant be nudity unless its "tasteful" or something.  as long as its used as actual art instead of porn.  but oh wait there isnt a difference.  art is whatever the artist says it is.  i could make a shit right now and call it art, and it would be art.  or i could make a beautiful painting thats just goddamn breathtaking and say its not art, and it wouldnt be art.  if you think differently, fuck you; youre not the one who decides.
also, theres already a rule against porn and gore and shit being posted.  so why even add the part about pedophilia.  its already been covered.  honestly, its just discrimination.  theres no difference between this and racism.
also, id just like to point out that in japan the age of consent is 13.  which is the e%act age of erryone in homestuck.  and japan is awesome.
im fine with not wanting porn on your site, but the pictures le%%y removed werent pornographic.  sure, they depicted thirteen year olds engaging in se%ual acts, but it wasnt pornographic.  erryone was wearing clothes.  and terezi was probably drawn a lot older than thirteen for such titular tits:

By Blaragh

oh my fucking christ, shatner, what are you even doing.

yeah so im listening to i cant get behind that by william shatner and jegus christ it sucks so hard.  what the fuck are you thinking.  there's not even any musicality.  its just shatner going on a self-indulgent rage with some other guy and it annoys the shit out of me.  wtf.

shit i had a really good idea of what to post here but then i forgot

um i guess imma psycho-analyze my friend's wetdream instead, because I AM THE MOTHER FUCKING FREUD.

yeah so im friends with this girl, right? and she's black. we go to a white-majority school, and everyone's a racist fucker. this is important later on. yeah so she dreams shithive maggots. like, so many se%ual dreams it is a bit unnatural. but anyway, this is what happenz. so she and all her female friends from marching band make a pregnancy pact. and they have se% with me and some other guys from band. she told me this at a halloween party and everyone in the dream was there, which was FUCKING RIDICULOUS. so everyone has an orgy and they all give birth at the same time. and her baby's white. so she's obviously insecure about her race, which is a bit sad and a bit disturbing, too. so yeah.

but more importantly, A GIRL HAD A DREAM ABOUT ME AND THERE WAS SE%, FUCK YEAH! i am so proud of myself.

oh man 4 posts in one day HOW DO I DO IT

actually i should probs do my work now.

ridiculous lyrics vol. 1

srsly it's pretty ridiculous.  imma post some of them and analyze them and do it again later if i can find enough.

lend me your hand and we'll conquer them all. but lend me your heart and i'll just let you fall. lend me your eyes, i can change what you see. but your soul you must keep totally free.

I dont know what the band or song is but it doesnt matter.  the point is it's about pornographic morality.
"lend me your hand" = masturbation
"conquer them all" = masturbation as an anti-depressant, with "conquering" meaning getting over all this bullshit he's had to deal with.  either that or it means cum all over all this porn.
"lend me your heart and i'll just letyou fall" = if he think about it morally, he realizes it's horrible.  either that or his fetishes are fictional; i.e., macrophilia, vore, etc.
"let me your eyes, i can change what you see" = soooooooo many fetishes you have no idea.  and all of them in flu%.
"but your soul you must keep totally free" = can only watch hentai because otherwise it's immoral or something.  or about how he hides from teh moralitiez.

the harvest left no food for you to eat. you cannibal, you meat-eater, you see, but i have seen the same, i know the shame in your defeat.

"harvest left no food" = no girls left single
"cannibal, meat-eater" = succumbs to homose%uality because there's no girls
"i have seen the same" = same se%.
"i know the shame in your defeat" = obviously the singer's this homophobic douche and thinks homose%uality = defeat.

if i ever start to think straight, this heart will start a riot in me.

more immoral fetishes.




so yeah that's what's up.

hey you know what's worse than having a sucky birthday

it's when you know it'll suck weeks before.  i'm born 11/19.  i have finals then.  FUCKTITS.

this is my blog.

this is it.  right here.  this is my blog.  it's this.