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23.12.10

SUBMACHINE 7 IS HERE IF YOU ARE NOT SHITTING YOURSELF WITH GLEE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS

submachine 7 is here.  if youre unfamiliar with the submachine franchise, congratulations, you are now about to learn of the greatest thing to ever grace the internet.  submachine is a story.  thats all i can really say.  its a story about you, and a story about murtaugh.  there are really 11 submachines.  with four off-shoots of the main storyline.  there are two new tie-ins that i have to play in addition to 7.  and also the entire franchise because i have to redo the whole series each time a new one comes out to remember the plot.  anyway, submachine is a point-and-click adventure game, and if youre unfamiliar with them, you will learn to love them.  basically, you see a picture, and you click on it to find stuff.  for e%ample, most of them are of the escape-the-room genre, in which the player tries to escape a room.  and theres always a screwdriver somewhere.  ALWAYS.  and theyre usually deviously hard and i usually need a walkthrough.  but its fun anyways, so whatever.  anyway its easy to figure out once you start playing and my description was really shitty.  but anyway submachine is the best and most famous point-and-clicker, and you should play it RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

submachine 1: the basement --where it all starts.
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