things that why the hell didnt i get to them earlier

yeah so hey dadt got its ass kicked a hella long time ago but imma talk about it now, dammit.  its great that peoples constitutional rights are actually happening but the downside of that is that if i ever get drafted i cant figure out my se%uality, preferably with a bearded architect on a submarine, and avoid getting killed at the same time.  ffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkk.  but im not gonna allow that to stop me from having an e%cuse to celebrate by masturbating in a church bathroom while imagining lesbian se%.

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...what im feeling right now it like my soul drowning.  is this the pain of regret?