yeah so it turns out that literally the entire internet is hitting on me

so i was checkin out the stats for the blog, and it has traffic sources, so i checked those and was kind of surprised at how people find this blog. one of the most pop001ar search keywords is "bbw who are quad amputee." what the fuuuuuuuuck.

the second thing i found out was that THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS LAUGHING AT ME.

their laughter cuts through my will to live like a knife sharpened on the bones of countless slaughtered children.

pretty much almost all of the people who come here came from a single source, a mspa thread in the penny arcade adventures forums. THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING AT ME OH MY GOD. this brings to mind a fear i thought i would never have to face again-- a fear of people acknowledging me on the internet. e%cept they were actually really hilarious so it all blended into some horrible fear/lolz milkshake. and i drank that milkshake. i drank it up. and it tasted AWFUL. and then le%%y commented on it and OH MY GOD SO SCARY. this is like that movie arachnophobia but SO MUCH WORSE. actually not at all because people arent acknowledging me on the internet in real life and arent huge and arent killing shit all the time so yeah i guess its not that bad. but anyway.

another thing linking the blog was a thread in the secret mod discussion forum. so yeah pretty much every time le%%ys been on my profile was when she was about to ban me but for some reason hasnt? anyway i dont really care that much because my username is awful and if i ever want to do anything on the mspaf again (i kind of havent even lurked there for a few months) i can just make a less shitty one. i was probably gonna just abandon it anyway. but even then, WHY WOULD I PUT A LINK TO THE BLOG IN MY FORUM SIGNATURE AND POST A BUNCH. fucktits.

but back on the penny arcade people hating me wow they got errything wrong. most of the posts they referenced have appear to have been changed or taken out of conte%t but actually thats cuz i suck and i end up changing things later. ;c and without those changes the post appears to have an entirely different meaning than i wanted it to, hence the editing. they 100ked at my old about me shit and were all like "y u no have a legitimate political party," even though "apolitical arsonist" is a pretty blatant reference to asw, but apparently they were too busy choking on dicks to 100k at any webcomic other than mspa. and penny arcade i guess.

and then they started making fun of my se%uality maybe? i wasnt paying that much attention and i started writing this post a month ago. wait no i checked and theyre just douches to pedophiles. i mean like making child pornography is bad, but being turned on by it is pretty amoral, UNLESS YOURE A RACIST WHORE.

anyway i dont really care. they can think what they want and im fairly anonymous, so whatever. if anything theyre just all trying to hit on me.

also someone maybe thought that it was a joke and maybe i can just pretend it was HIGH-CLASS SATIRE UP IN THIS BITCH. yeah, that s a good idea.